Since I'm most often talking about either death-&-dying or abortion, my intros are seldom hilarious. But one time, as I stood just to the side, an organization chair finished some preliminary remarks, said, "Now we're so glad to welcome today's speaker . . ." as she shuffled & shuffled & shuffled more papers, presumably looking for an intended intro, finally "Uhhhh. . . Fran." I started by saying, "Susie wanted to tell you why I'm here. . ." It was uphill from there
Since I'm most often talking about either death-&-dying or abortion, my intros are seldom hilarious. But one time, as I stood just to the side, an organization chair finished some preliminary remarks, said, "Now we're so glad to welcome today's speaker . . ." as she shuffled & shuffled & shuffled more papers, presumably looking for an intended intro, finally "Uhhhh. . . Fran." I started by saying, "Susie wanted to tell you why I'm here. . ." It was uphill from there
Too funny! At least she knew your first name!!!